Monday, April 5, 2010

Poor little sania mirza ! first thing i want to do is go n give her a hug...and the last thing i know she wants right now is sympathy...so forget about it !
I mean, come on...this is just too much for the poor girl...but you guys were after her from the word go...
on court,it was always about her being over weight or her skirt being too short or her game not being good enough...
then she decides to get married to her family friend and you guys back off a bit..."hmm, thats like a good proper indian girl !"
but lo ! she meets this guy and decides she loves him ! so she does what any sane girl would do...gets to know him and they intend to marry ! now that shouldnt alarm you, she HAS formally broken up wid d first guy, right ? so why all the hoopla ???
aaah ! because this guy is not Indian..ok....what if he was say British ? i bet there would be a lot of cheer and no issues about which country she would be playing for later. But, hard luck, he happens to be from the one country he should not have been - pakistan ! all HIS fault! what was he thinking ? being born in pakistan ? i mean, what a fool ! couldnt he have just moved his conception to a couple from another country ? how lovely it would be if this couple was american or british or australian or even antiqua and barbudan ! but no ! he goes and picks pakistan ! bad bad boy !
and our very own sania ! really now ! come on girl....you have so much more money and so much more fame than him ! you are one hell of a looker and he is...okie dokie...besides being "pakistani" ofcourse ! so what on earth made to pick him ? huh ? love ? now what in god's name is that ?
oh no ! you mean "LOVE" ??? as in prem,liebe,l'amour ? oh for heaven's sake ! who in the present day and age thinks of love ? didnt your parents teach you nothing ? you have to see the education, the job, the money, the career prospects, the future, ok the looks maybe...the family, the parents, the grandparents, the siblings, the relatives, the neighbours,the maid....but not love !!! u crazy crazy girl !
fine....so the storm brews and brews...with both the countries wondering if this union will strengthen or damage their relationships ( ha.ha.)...
and just when the mob frenzy has plateaued, comes mademoiselle Ayesha...
who ? umm...this aunty-like err....woman...who claims our ( he is almost our now,right ?) shoaib miya married and almost had a baby with...
woohoo ! now forget all the legal mess that ensues...i keep thinking of sania...
so much for love...she waves aside almost an entire nation for the sake of her love, and this hero produces a former wife, which by itself wouldnt have been so bad, but a former wife that he hid and has not yet divorced...and selfish pig is discussing with sania whether to get married in dubai or hyd ? married my foot ! u just thank your lucky stars you are not in jail already...and that i am not the cop-in-charge around there !
now here's one damsel in distress...poor little silly girl...doing anything for love...doesnt mind and brain figure anywhere in love's scheme of things ? ok, to be fair to you, if that guy was hiding things on purpose, how could you have known ? feel really bad for you though....
i dont know how this will proceed, but lets just hope that this ayesha turns out to be a nut case and all is fine in sania-land...but i dont believe any woman would make such tall claims without having something to show for it...
so all you fanatics happy out there ? indo-pak relations !!! nonsense ! if only this could have ended on a good note...couple in love gets married...ok, they happen to be from two ( on the brink of ) warring nations, but so what ? cant you see they are in love ? and thats what matters ! if only she could have proudly announced, its love, period ! ( atleast off the court, she wouldnt mind courting "love"...hehe...ok. now i need coffee ! )
but oh, the romance has gone awry and turned into a thriller...come,pass the popcorn when sania is still not looking....then i'll go and give her that hug all the same !